Lisa Marie Presley gave birth on Oct. 7 to twin girls via C-section and the names have been released. Lisa and husband Michael Lockwood have named the girls Harper and Finley. I kind of like that. Harper sounds like a sassy waitress, and Finley sounds like your lesbian girlfriend who was the first one not to threaten suicide when she saw you admiring Angelina Jolie's W cover. Lesbians are touchy, just like gay guys are slutty assholes.Lisa Marie was probably happy to give birth because she was giant like a hot air balloon and her grimace during the last months of her pregnancy said it all. Get this out of me or I will kick an old person into a wall.
I'm still trying to figure out what he's dressed as. It's like one of those terrible zoot suit Halloween costumes from Itzaparty.
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